Having grown up in Washington DC, Presidential Inaugurations have long been a part of my life–first as a dazzled teenager invited to JFK’s gala, then working on Jimmy Carter’s star-studded Inaugural concert and later covering others —Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Obama—as a committed journalist. I am no longer impressed; frazzled is more like it. But an Inauguration is a historical and memorable event, and in addition to politics a new —or new again—administration. There’s plenty of pageantry and tradition on January 20, 2025. And it may even be eye-opening for some despite the current atmosphere of partisanship.
Inauguration time in the Nation’s Capital is about celebration. Political junkies traditionally put politics aside and celebrate the office of the President of the United States—in this case, a New Yorker in The White House for a second term. Elephants and donkeys get along, at least at the Presidential Inauguration. So bring an open mind. It’s all about entertainment, partying and a glimpse into the mood and style of the next four years. The new or “again” First Couple back for an encore set the tone.
Regardless of political affiliation, Inaugurations are a cattle call. Inaugural Balls—official or not—resemble a senior prom rather than a Royal wedding. When you hear “Ball,” don’t think Cinderella. Think Black Tie pep rally. Anticipate gridlock, lines at metal detectors and non-stop music blaring, tacky souvenirs, and perhaps a glimpse of the First Family. But it’s also a moment in history, the final Inaugural flourish!
The former and incoming President won’t walk the 1.7-mile route from the Capitol down Pennsylvania Avenue to The White House this year because of freezing temps. Prime real estate historically were the hotels along the parade route including the former Trump Hotel now Waldorf Astoria, The Hay-Adams and JW Marriott among others. Many corporations and law firms with ideal window views traditionally hosted elegant brunch and parade watch parties for those who can creatively snag an invitation. The same goes for corporate suites in the Ronald Reagan Building and International Trade Center and The Canadian Embassy. Of course, there was always the option to stand outside with the crowd jostling for advantage and lining up to sip overpriced cups of listless wine and grab extra swag.
This year the event is moved inside creating a nightmare securing the Capitol Rotunda as well as the large viewing party at Cap One Arena. What a contrast to John Kennedy who didn’t wear a coat and Jimmy Carter, a regular guy from small town America, who was proud to walk down Pennsylvania Avenue regardless of the cold.
Don’t expect to see huge numbers of A-list celebs this year. This is not Bill Clinton’s Inaugural. Elon Musk and Trump’s billionaire contingent are the big players this time around. Think TikTok’s CEO.
The Trump team has secured Carrie Underwood, the Rascal Flatts, Lee Greenwood and The Village People to entertain.
The Creative Coalition, the non-profit supporting the arts has an event honoring Military families that’s drawn supporters from the entertainment industry: Tim Daly, Richard Kind, Dean Norris, comic Jeffrey Ross, actors Diedrich Bader ("Better Things," "Veep"), Iain Armitage (“Young Sheldon”), Steven Weber ("Chicago Med"), Yolonda Ross ("The Chi"), and Sami Gayle ("Blue Bloods").
One tradition that goes on is the Marine Band despite breaking tradition for President Joe Biden’s Inauguration. During Covid, the band members wore black masks between songs and distanced over a larger, 90-foot platform, separated from one other by clear protective shields. But in keeping with tradition and the uplifting energy, John Philip Sousa’s marches were a prominent part of the Inaugural program. The band played “Hail to the Chief,” the traditional salute to the president, then proudly accompanied Lady Gaga with a rendition of “The Star Spangled Banner.” The show will go on again in 2025.
But this time around there are only 3 — Commander in Chief Ball, Liberty Inaugural Ball, and Starlight Ball—official Inaugural Balls planned. . . All with high price tags. Historically in recent years there have been as many as 100 balls for Obama, many with lower ticket prices so that the “people” could attend. Generally there are usually about 20 balls in recent years—most with big name entertainers, certainly for Democrat presidents.
SURVIVAL TIPS FROM A DC INSIDER
· Head out of town to a sunny beach south of the border.
· If that’s not possible, follow this!
Enjoy a glass of bubbly while mogul watching all weekend at one of the top hotels: The Waldorf Astoria (formerly —and perhaps in the future if he has his way—The Trump Hotel), The Four Seasons, Ritz Carlton, Jefferson, Willard, Watergate, Rosewood or Hay Adams.
· Leave your best gown and spike heels at home. It’s a crush at the balls—and with security tighter than ever—plan to do a lot of walking. If a NewYorker, you’re accustomed to that.
· Fashion Tip: Dress in layers for frigid temps.
· Don’t count on being able to check your fur or any coat for that matter. Many went astray during the Reagan Inaugural so savvy ball goers know better.
· Don’t wear anything that will set off metal detectors and delay lines. Security will be tighter than ever this year. That translates to long lines and gridlock. Arrive early!
· Accessorize your party attire with exquisite designs that cater to the political, social, and diplomatic communities. Ann Hand custom designed jewelry has long been a fave. And chokers are popular since you’re more visible in the crowd from the neck up.
· Remember to study names, faces, and titles. Bone up on the news of the day, ie, Elon Musk’s most recent tete a tete.
· Don’t hesitate to strike up a conversation with the person pushing past you. He/she may be the next cabinet appointee or head of a newly conceived agency.
Remember, Washington is still a small southern town at heart with most folks pretending to be “politically correct” at least on the surface. In reality, The Nations Capital has a majority of “fence-sitters.” This is NOT NY where most speak their mind.
And as a so-called Washington gossip columnist for many years and one who dished on camera with Joan Rivers during the Clinton administration, my best wisdom to protect your reputation—ADD to gossip, but DON’T initiate it. They’ll undoubtedly be plenty in the air!
· Most importantly, have fun. You’re witnessing history!
Well done. Although the thought of honoring this thug is pretty repugnant. I suppose we’re honoring the office itself. You certainly gave sage advice for those choosing to mark the occasion.
Impressive commentary. Very long line of inaugurations. Respecting the office. Kudos
Well done. Although the thought of honoring this thug is pretty repugnant. I suppose we’re honoring the office itself. You certainly gave sage advice for those choosing to mark the occasion.